The Queen's State of Loyal Empire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 29.303 billion Loyal Empireans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.2%.

The very strong Loyal Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,210 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 41,311 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 173,820 per year while the poor average 6,371, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, military funding has been stripped back, eagles are considered a delicacy, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Loyal Empire's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Loyal Empire is ranked 218,816^th in the world and 6^th in Palau for Safest, scoring 27.49 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.